Dudus, The Reverand, and Vaz; oh My!

On the 23rd of June, the 'Reverend Al Miller',
the archetypical loud mouth samfie man, was
driving in a car with Christopher 'Dudus' Coke.

The Car was travelling from Spanish Town towards
Kingston. Dudus was wearing a silly wig.

The Police stopped the car and Miller told them
that he was taking Dudus to the American Embassy.
The Police took Dudus into custody and drove away.

Al Miller works IN the Prime Minister's Office.
Al Miller is elevated to some level of Saint
by the Prime Minister.

Al Miller was driving with Dudus who is wanted.
Dudus is Wanted because the Prime Minister
said so.

The Prime Minister, the same Prime Minister
who has an office that Al Miller works in,
decided to sign the Extradition, send in
the Troops and kill whomever got in the
way for Breathing.

All in his search for Dudus.

Dudus could not be found.
Police and Soldiers could not find Dudus.

People were killed, homes searched,
confusion reigned.
No one could find "The Fugitive."

But riding in a car on a rainy Tuesday
afternoon is the Reverend Al Miller, who
works in the Prime Minister's office
and Chris Coke.

The Police stop the car, take Dudus
into custody.
Al Miller continues on.
After all, he's a big Preacher Man
who works in the Prime Minister's Office.

The Commissioner of Police, sometime later,
requests that the Reverend Al Miller attend
the police station for Questioning.

Al Miller arrives the following day at around
2 pm. When it is convenient for him.

He is questioned for a while then goes home.
After all, he's a big preacher boy.
Al Miller, who is driving with Dudus, claiming
to be taking him to the American Embassy; (no
evidence of that) without telling a soul...

The following day Dudus goes to 'Court' at
Harmon Barracks since he's so 'dangerous.'

Used to be the Prime Minister's campaign manager
a chap whom the PM said would not be extradited.

Such a dangerous criminal the Court must be
held in Harmon Barracks.

Dudus does not contest, wants to go to the U.S.

He is given over to American authorities.
He is taken to the airport.
He flies to America.

Al Miller is charged.
Of course he's bailed.
He can come to court when it's convenient.
He goes back to work at the
Prime Minister's Office.

Vaz, the Minister of Information, mumbles
about how he knew...but can anyone believe him?

The Americans are not answering questions.

Dudus is in America, the Police on 'High Alert',
the State of Emergency Extended.

Living in a Kakistocracy can anyone be suprised?